Presenting an opportunity that was clearly made for me is like waving a piece of steak in front of a dog. You can’t expect me to not get it!

This the song I would put at the top of a mixtape to my sweetheart

timothydelaghetto: I just jizzed.

timothydelaghetto:

I just jizzed.

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She wants that old thing back

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wowfunniestposts: Bored? click!

wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

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Everyone’s got some baggage, it’s part of life. But like anything else, it’s easier when someone gives you a hand with it.

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother (via everything—in—transit)

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WWBD

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